What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:16

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.